Chapter 15.1 - Kangxi Dictionary (1)
One evening, Wen Shaoqing came knocking at the door. Cong Rong looked at the man standing outside through the peephole. She hesitated for a while, then finally sighed and opened the door.
Wen Shaoqing held up a USB stick. “I need to borrow your printer.”
Cong Rong frowned. “I don’t have one.”
“Didn’t you say you’d print that lawyer’s letter for me?”
“…” Cong Rong paused, then stepped aside. “Come in.”
She was still at that awkward stage of feeling uncomfortable being alone in the same room with Wen Shaoqing. Pointing stiffly toward the study, she said, “The printer’s in there, the computer’s on the desk—help yourself.”
Trying to be a polite host, she went to the kitchen to pour him a glass of water. But before the water even started boiling, she heard Wen Shaoqing call out:
“Lawyer Cong, your computer seems to have a little problem—do you want to come check?”
“It was fine just now. I’ve been using it…” Cong Rong muttered, puzzled, as she entered the study and glanced at the screen.
Right in the middle of the screen, a pop-up window appeared: “The other party poked you.” Then came a flurry of messages from Zhong Zhen:
“Professor Wen gave a lecture today wearing a dark blue striped suit—he looked amazing! Here’s a sneaky pic.”
Immediately, several photos popped up in the chat window.
Cong Rong had no mood to appreciate his looks right now. Gritting her teeth, she clicked the X to close the window.
Wen Shaoqing shrugged and said with an innocent face, “It popped up on its own. I just reflexively glanced at it—totally not intentional.”
Cong Rong took a deep breath. She had no words. Who could she even blame for this? Zhong Zhen, that idiot!
Wen Shaoqing, seeing no response from her, leaned in a little closer with a teasing smile. “So, do you ask Zhong Zhen about me often? Is this like… a daily update?”
“Never!” Cong Rong shot back instantly. “I have no idea why he sent me that!”
“Really?”
The amused curve of Wen Shaoqing’s mouth and his nonchalant tone made it obvious he didn’t believe her. Cong Rong rubbed her forehead. “Just print your stuff! Ten yuan per page! Have your change ready! Leave the money on the table when you’re done, and close the door on your way out!”
With that, she left the study, slammed the bedroom door shut, and immediately called Zhong Zhen to scold him.
“Zhong Zhen! Are you insane?! Why did you send me pictures of what Wen Shaoqing wore today and what he was doing?!”
There was a few seconds of silence on the other end before Zhong Zhen started screaming:
“Aaah! Sorry, Cousin! I sent it to the wrong person! I meant to post it in the other group chat! The one full of Wen-fans from our department! They asked me for daily updates—with pictures!”
Cong Rong felt her anger surge. “Zhong Zhen! You’d better stay far away from me for the next few days!”
Zhong Zhen hung up, rubbed his ear, and muttered to himself:
Geez, it was just a wrong send… why is she so mad? Early menopause?
The next day, after doing his rounds, Wen Shaoqing stopped Zhong Zhen.
“Give me your phone.”
He opened the photo album. The most recent picture was taken just minutes ago. As he swiped backward, there were pictures for every day.
Zhong Zhen started sweating.
“Why are you secretly taking pictures of me?” Wen Shaoqing trusted Cong Rong’s denial. From what he knew of her, she wasn't that kind of covert admirer.
“I figured you’d want to punish me—give me a second to choose a really thick book.”
Zhong Zhen replied immediately, “I trade them with the other students for snacks, drinks, and big meals!”
“That’s all I’m worth? A few meals?”
“Not just a few… it’s a lot of meals… an endless stream…”
“Then why did you send one to your cousin?”
“Total accident! Wait—you saw it?! No wonder she was so mad! I’m doomed! She’s going to take revenge for sure! Also… what were you doing at her place that late at night?”
“Don’t change the subject. From now on, stop sending them. Also, delete all my pictures from your phone. If I find any more, prepare to copy the Kangxi Dictionary.”
“Professor Wen, I’m a clinical medicine major—what does that have to do with Kangxi Dictionary?”
“Because I’ll make sure you can’t survive in Western medicine. Your only way out will be to become a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner.”